Missouri quarterback Blaine Gabbert and his brother Tyler (also a Mizzou QB) were involved in an altercation with other rapscallions outside a Columbia Gumby's Pizza on Saturday night, one that ended with Tyler nursing a broken nose.
No word on what caused the altercation, though we'll presume it wasn't a heated debate on whether Emerson or Thoreau was better. No suspensions appear forthcoming and this just proves that my dad was right...nothing good happens outside a Gumby's after midnight. Though anyone that's had their pokey sticks may beg to differ.