Four Arizona football players, among them starting tackle Fabbians Ebbele, were arrested following a frat party fight this past weekend. The report says Ebbele returned after an initial altercation and "began punching everybody he could reach."
I've never pulled off the "punching everyone I could reach" move but don't think for a second that I haven't pondered it on numerous occasions. Reports said coach Rich Rodriguez was in facepalm mode for the remainder of the weekend, but those have yet to be verified.